Showing posts with label Blue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blue. Show all posts

Friday, July 23, 2010

Blue

Posted by Bill Gill for ridicule in the Plumber's Snorkel thread:



Look at that. This guy actually took his whole family out with him in his truck. He's obviously white trash, is that it Bill?

Stupid Bill Gill

Posted by Read Kerlin in the Plumber's Snorkel thread:



Bill's response:

what the hell is holding it up?

Photoshop, you moron.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Blue On: ExPo

is Expo the site where that douchebag with the FJ has an extensive write-up and photographic documentary of all his new camping gear?

Bill Gill

Meet Bill Gill, aka: Blue. Bill is another Expedition Exchange Minion, but you get the impression they don't actually like having him around so much. That's why I don't actually have a picture of Bill yet. Bill is uh... not quite as smart as the others. Bill has problems with math and reading. For example, Bill says things like:

I always wonder what these guys are doing that they need a giant propane tank. Do any of these morons go camping for more than a night or two at the concrete picnic table campgrounds? I just spent 5 days traveling solo all over the San Juan Mountains and I only brought my little folding MSR stove and a couple small canisters of fuel. Sure, I hooked up with my friends who had their giant RVs with all the accompanying gear, but I was entirely prepared to spend the nights stuck up in the mountains and I didn't think I needed anything remotely approaching a 10lb propane tank.

Bill... Bill Bill Bill. A 10lb propane tank costs $6 to fill. Your little MSR canisters cost about $6 for 4 ounces of propane. You do the math. Ooops, I forgot, you obviously can't.

And lets not forget the irony of the whole "I'm an off-roading badass. I go roaming all over the San Juan Mountains. Solo. It was hardcore. So hardcore, that my friends in their giant 2WD RV's were able to meet me. It's a good thing I was travelling fast and light with my little backpacking stove. If I'd had a 10lb propane tank, that would have slowed me down too much."