Classiless

This pic comes to us from the "Classless" thread. The thread where John and his disciples try to convince us that the Land Rover is The Queen's Gift to the peasants. A vehicle of such high upbringing, yet down to earth sensibilities, that it defies class. It would be a more convincing thread if they weren't all such a bunch of snobby pretentious assholes. The point of this picture, I guess, is supposed to be the juxtaposition of a high class lady being transported to the opera by a rough and ready 4x4.



All I can think is: Quick, somebody get that woman a cheeseburger! She's also pretty stiff looking, like she doesn't really want to be there. Looks like she's thinking "Ok, can I have my 20 bucks now?" or "Ok John, you said I just had to come out for a quick picture, can I go back inside now?" Certainly, we've never seen her in any other photos of John's "expeditions". You get the impression she couldn't give a shit about a Land Rover. She probably really wants a Bimmer.

But the real point of all of this is this: Read the thread for yourself. What becomes clear is that while John likes to think he's high class, he really has no class. My garbageman has more class than John. We're not sure if John has any money or not, but what we are sure is that John sure doesn't have any grace, which would be one of the true quality of somebody with class. John is petty, egotistical, self-centered and snobby. People with class just live their own lives, and don't need to constantly belittle others. Do you really think the Queen goes down to Nene Overland, secretly takes pictures of all the roof top tents, checker plate and zebra paint jobs and spends an hour posting them on her own personal forum for all her servants to laugh at?