John Lee On: Water Supplies

If there was every ANY question about how much of a black-ops expedition poseur John was, this post really settles it.



I hate this product. I think it's absolutely terrible and it's for white trash. Just looking at it makes me feel insulted.

Three observations on this video:

First, the flag on the door is backward. If you're going to fly the flag, at least try to get it right. Really, it's not that hard. Figure it out.

Second, if you didn't have a Gigantor 100-gallon water tank on your ridiculous trailer, you would be able to lift the tank, tilt it, and pour water from it. Adding more to this untenable situation is not the solution. You're swallowing a spider to catch the fly that you swallowed, when you should not have swallowed the fly in the first place.

Third, am I the only one who thinks that faucet sounds like pissing into a toilet? That faucet seems to have about the same power as the human bladder muscle, and the volume of water coming out of it sounds just like piss. And you're going to drink that?

Obviously John has never been away from SoCal for very long. 5 gallons is about all the water a man can comfortably carry. 5 gallons will last a man 1, maybe 2 days. John has never seen fit to carry more than a couple of gallons of water at a time. In fact, I've never even seen a water jerry can on John's "expedition" pictures. All he carries is a few drinks in his fridge, next to the sushi and stuffed duck.

Heaven forbid somebody actually carry enough water to last them a week out in the desert. And don't even think about buying something to make it easier to access your water.

Lastly, he's like a little kid in grade 2. "Hee hee, it sounds like it peeing!"