Thursday, July 22, 2010

John Disbarred?

So John claims to be a lawyer. Or ex-lawyer. Whatever. It's sort of difficult to verify or disprove this due to John Lee being such a common name. But we have to ask:

What kind of a lawyer in L.A. would give up a lawyer's income to run a two-bit off-road truck and gun shop? I mean seriously? This leads us to one of a few conclusions.

Was John disbarred? It's not hard to imagine that John had one of his Tourette's outburst in a courtroom and called the judge a degenerate or chump.

Maybe he was just a terrible lawyer and couldn't get a job at a decent firm? This isn't hard to imagine either, what with John's extremely linear thought process, predictability, or apparent narcissistic personality disorder.

I mean, what self-respecting lawyer would be caught dead wearing this. Even the cameramen are better dressed than him!



(And, did they stuff Pelican cases under her shirt or what, holy crap!)

And, what kind of a lawyer in SoCal would ever drive a clapped out old Land Rover?



We're not sure, but if you have any input on the matter, please let us know.

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